Congratudolences ™

The art of congratulation - with condolences

A perfect way to send a message to someone during agathokakological life events

Congratudolences for

  • Getting married or divorced
  • Having a child
  • Adopting a puppy such as a goldendoodle
  • Starting (or quitting) a job
  • Finally breaking up with that someone (you tried warning them about)
  • Losing ones "trauma or religion based" ego-vanity identity
  • Graduating with a degree, debt and slim job opportunities
  • Getting that promotion (without the pay increase)

Soon we will offer physical card service!

Each message is lovingly and thoughtfully handcrafted using AI. Our craftspeople then skillfully cut and measure each individual card with an industrial-grade high-throughput die-cutting machine.

For our the extra-high touch, each card is then taken to our embellishment studio to receive its heartfelt handwritten message from our CNC writing bot who painstakingly etches your message on cardstock with precision.

It is then carefully handled and placed and sealed in a high quality envelope, by our bulk mailer system after which it is transported by the magic of the postal service to the recipients door.