Congratudolences ™

The art of congratulation - with condolences

1 What happened?
2 Pick a card
3 Write message

What agathokakological life event brings you here?

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Relationship Rollercoaster

Wedding, divorce, dating disasters

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Career "Success"

New job, promotion, quitting

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Life Milestones

Baby, graduation, new pet

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General Disasters

Monday, taxes, everything else


Soon we will offer physical card service!

Each message is lovingly and thoughtfully handcrafted using AI. Our craftspeople then skillfully cut and measure each individual card with an industrial-grade high-throughput die-cutting machine.

For our the extra-high touch, each card is then taken to our embellishment studio to receive its heartfelt handwritten message from our CNC writing bot who painstakingly etches your message on cardstock with precision.

It is then carefully handled and placed and sealed in a high quality envelope, by our bulk mailer system after which it is transported by the magic of the postal service to the recipients door.